Two and Half Men

Two and a half men has given me many a chuckles in my time, and Charlie Harper/Sheen has been a good rolemodel to me with his sexist slurs and demeaning expectations of women- but it's been like ten years now, his faggot brother is STILL in his house? Charlie has managed to lose a fan by keeping a fat middle aged leech in his yard and allowing him to raise his fat son in there. I can't hold his gambling, alcoholism or nymphomania against him, in fact I idolise him for it- but my straight laced zimbo upbringing wouldn't allow me to allow someone to eat from me like that. Alan Harper is a cockblock, a bitch and a cheapskate, If I was in his position I would have banged his ex wife until she called off her divorce lawyers. I would have let the bitch take custody of her retard son too.

Larry Bucks

(Jake you stopped amusing me when you were 10, piss off now)