Teachers

Teachers, the fabric of our society- the people we trust our children with for six hours a day; these scholars have the power to change the opinions of the next generation, they have the trust of the kids and the confidence of their parents. We have teachers...and then we have mike. Mike Black being my government and politics teacher truly is a prime example of how a teacher truly can fuck up one's chances of gettng a decent A level grade, good job dude. When my previous teacher had to vacate his position temporarily due to another motherbitch of a teacher having to take maternity leave because she was to give birth to a mudkip so he had to go and finish the job the woman couldn't finish: teach her class (and ladies, THAT is why you simply cannot get paid the same amount a man does for the same job-but that's up for discussion on a later blog post).

I was interested to find out what my new teacher would be like when our glorious (real) teacher abandoned us, to find this grey headed creature-bumbling even in speech. The first few lessons were a trial filled with discoveries, including the revalation regarding mikes inability plan a lesson BEFORE it begins (no, seriously).

I'm sure you have all had teachers scold you about using wikipedia as your primary source of information due to the fact that trolls (not unlike myself) do tend to log in and change information on the site-simply for the lulz. Mike obviously does not share these views as he does, during lessons, get on wikipedia and use it to teach a lesson; goodbye sweet Alevels, maybe I could get a scholaship for blogging?

Considering I have absolutely no chance of getting a grade now I rely heavily on @zeynabconteh (tweet her) for the meagre bits of knowledge that I do pick up here and there. On a final note I would like to say that if you remotely care for the education, you should vote for the consertvative party or the children of this country will have their heads filled with left wing de-education, develop turnip brains and die.

Larry Bucks