Racism.

As I sit here waiting for my laxatives to kick in I ponder about what this world would be without racism- I have had teachers and other figures of (false) authority tell me that racism is a bad thing and that it is the very thing that is decaying society from within; this my loyal audience, is a lie. Racism is the most awesome subject I have ever come across and it truly gives me the best lulz.

Whether it's the warm feeling I get inside from reminding a chinese person that they are infidelic pagan scum ruled under a communist regime and that if their people are in danger of extinction due to the chinese government censoring the internetz and all pornography. How are the horny little Chinese teenage boys going to know what to do with a vag? They wont. The Chinese are doomed.

Black people are a hot topic when it comes to racism, black people give me the most lulz; the single fact that n1ggers conform to every stereotype makes it so much funnier- watermelons, fried chicken and whatnot are in fact a black persons true loves. Ignorance and a tan is all it takes to be a black person, thorough research into black culture has shown that black people are the most ignorant race on the face of this earth; to be a black person you must be oblivious to all concepts of peaceful cohabiting and life without stabbings, rudeness or fried chicken (to be a Nigerian of course you must be unaware of the concept of right and wrong altogether).

Might I also take this chance to remind Somalians that well, they are Somalian.

On a final note I would like to express my concerns about the lack of effective racist stereotypes for white folk, what the hell guys? Racist terms and stereotypes for white people are shit and sound like they were formulated as a nine year olds response to a "pull my finger" gag. Come on guys can we get our act together? "cracker"? seriously? that's a fucking snack. I want some SERIOUS racism submitted in to my email. Kids, if anyone tells you that racism is bad- it's a load of bullshit; racism is what makes us human, the ability to recognise difference between people and discriminate using this is essential in life- it gives you a heightened sense of self awareness.. so GO NUTS WITH RACISM AND GIVE YOURSELF SOME LULZ.

Larry Bucks.