Quick Advice

I'm not encouraging people to cheat because it is in fact WRONG but I am a firm believer in doing things properly; If you are going to be a doctor be the best damn doctor you can be and charge ridiculous rates, if you are going to be a failure rot in your mothers basement and fail to the extreme. This life policy of mine does coincidentally cover cheating on ones partner (Let's face it, you can take my advice or take the lazy option-ask Tiger Woods how that worked out for him); Boys, I urge you- even if your girl catches you with your dick inside the other woman you are obliged to lie your way out of the situation even if it entails claiming that you "slipped". Girls, if you scream your boyfriend's best friend's name while you are getting wocked out by your boyfriend-you keep up a steady stream of lies, no matter how many times your lover confesses to your boyfriend.

L.B

Exams.

It's been a hell of a long time since my last post, I blame these bloody exams for that and frankly I'm damn pissed off. Being an A-level student I am inclined to take several useless exams at various points throughout the next year and a half, struggling to make do with the excuse for an attention span I was granted-"for what?" I ask, so that Universities will have more reasons to turn me away?

Frankly I don't appreciate this bullshit that has been bestowed upon us, especially with UCAS bitching about students now only being able to apply for FOUR universities at a time which drastically reduces the chances of average Joes such as myself of getting a place in any of these party venues. In light of these arsehole events that were obviously a ridiculous practical joke from satan (like Primark jeggings) I have decided to make a list of a reason why A-level exams are utter bullshit.

1. It is because of these horsepiss exams that my creative flow was fucked up and any point of view I had on anything was ruined by the information overdose from the crammage; all in all exams ruin my blog post rotation. Fuck you AQA.
2. These exams don't prove shit about your learning ability- considering I haven't learnt or revised shit throughout my school year and still managed to scrape C's on my January modules purely through cramming- I will be a credit to whichever uni decides to accept me.
3. A-level exams are just "the man's" way of filling up a period in our lives when we could be doing awesome things, because in all honesty it's fucking useless- learning Alevel psychology, law..etc. is pointless because in most cases when you do take the same course in university it's simply a recap of what you did in Sixth-form. If someone needed to learn a life skill at that stage in life they would have gone to COLLEGE and learnt that life skill. dicks.
4. Exam stress is the leading cause of teenage pregnancy, I cannot begin to describe how fucked up my hormones were throughout these exams; It's not to say that I didn't TRY to revise/learn the exam material, it's just that anytime I picked up a book I either got so frustrated I had to staple my hand to the table to stop myself whacking off or I got horny purely because I was bored. Exam stress made me contemplate doing things I'm ashamed to have even thought of.
5. I could have been playing COD in that time.

Guys give me time for my blogular rotation to return to me and then maybe, just maybe I can write a blog post worth reading (fuck Edexel, OCR and AQA), but for now take joy in watching this video- it might make you feel better about your life after failing. LOL, BLACK PEOPLE DON'T JUST EAT CHICKEN, THEY ALSO "EAT DA POOPOO"

L.B