Miscellaneous rants: The ipad

"What the actual fuck" was my first thought when I first saw Apple's "laptop killer", what the hell is this shit? Apple had been playing up rumours about their revolutionary new device for years up to this point, I was expecting some sort of magic spinning flip out shit like the sidekick has- or at least a click wheel or something SUPRISING. But no, all apple had for me was a giant fucking ipod touch. Kudos to you Steve Jobs, you've outdone yourself creativity wise-no seriously dude.

Not only is it merely a giant ipod touch with the only internet access being through a wifi connection leaving you tethered to your house, but these skinny mac-geeks expect us to pay around £100 extra for a 3G model for internet on the go; hold on? 3G model you say..isn't that basically a giant iphone? YES. YES IT IS. A giant iphone you can't make calls from. Don't get me wrong, I love apple products- I'm a mac user myself but this has gone too far.

Afterthoughts:

Steve Jobs is a bony virgin

Fuck this, I'm getting a zune

Apple production team clearly need a new weed man

Only the biggest fanboys and applefags are going to buy this

This is nearly as useless as Apple TV

Larry Bucks