Exams.

It's been a hell of a long time since my last post, I blame these bloody exams for that and frankly I'm damn pissed off. Being an A-level student I am inclined to take several useless exams at various points throughout the next year and a half, struggling to make do with the excuse for an attention span I was granted-"for what?" I ask, so that Universities will have more reasons to turn me away?

Frankly I don't appreciate this bullshit that has been bestowed upon us, especially with UCAS bitching about students now only being able to apply for FOUR universities at a time which drastically reduces the chances of average Joes such as myself of getting a place in any of these party venues. In light of these arsehole events that were obviously a ridiculous practical joke from satan (like Primark jeggings) I have decided to make a list of a reason why A-level exams are utter bullshit.

1. It is because of these horsepiss exams that my creative flow was fucked up and any point of view I had on anything was ruined by the information overdose from the crammage; all in all exams ruin my blog post rotation. Fuck you AQA.
2. These exams don't prove shit about your learning ability- considering I haven't learnt or revised shit throughout my school year and still managed to scrape C's on my January modules purely through cramming- I will be a credit to whichever uni decides to accept me.
3. A-level exams are just "the man's" way of filling up a period in our lives when we could be doing awesome things, because in all honesty it's fucking useless- learning Alevel psychology, law..etc. is pointless because in most cases when you do take the same course in university it's simply a recap of what you did in Sixth-form. If someone needed to learn a life skill at that stage in life they would have gone to COLLEGE and learnt that life skill. dicks.
4. Exam stress is the leading cause of teenage pregnancy, I cannot begin to describe how fucked up my hormones were throughout these exams; It's not to say that I didn't TRY to revise/learn the exam material, it's just that anytime I picked up a book I either got so frustrated I had to staple my hand to the table to stop myself whacking off or I got horny purely because I was bored. Exam stress made me contemplate doing things I'm ashamed to have even thought of.
5. I could have been playing COD in that time.

Guys give me time for my blogular rotation to return to me and then maybe, just maybe I can write a blog post worth reading (fuck Edexel, OCR and AQA), but for now take joy in watching this video- it might make you feel better about your life after failing. LOL, BLACK PEOPLE DON'T JUST EAT CHICKEN, THEY ALSO "EAT DA POOPOO"

L.B