Quick Advice

I'm not encouraging people to cheat because it is in fact WRONG but I am a firm believer in doing things properly; If you are going to be a doctor be the best damn doctor you can be and charge ridiculous rates, if you are going to be a failure rot in your mothers basement and fail to the extreme. This life policy of mine does coincidentally cover cheating on ones partner (Let's face it, you can take my advice or take the lazy option-ask Tiger Woods how that worked out for him); Boys, I urge you- even if your girl catches you with your dick inside the other woman you are obliged to lie your way out of the situation even if it entails claiming that you "slipped". Girls, if you scream your boyfriend's best friend's name while you are getting wocked out by your boyfriend-you keep up a steady stream of lies, no matter how many times your lover confesses to your boyfriend.

L.B