Sunday, 2 May 2010

Can you imagine #1

Today I was sitting on my carpet, sipping at a cup of coffee and thinking about doing some revision when it dawned on me: I had forgotten to blog about one monkey that had attempted to label me an attention whore last week.

I know what you're thinking right, "oh come on grow up" and bullshit like that, but NO I refuse to grow up while labelfags roam the streets freely; is this what society has become? a playground for labelfags to bully citizens in? I rebuke this idea and I fight against it.

I had been going through my day in the usual manner: I was walking around complaining about the obviously communist government and trying to get teachers to vote conservative (the equivalent of what you yanks might call REPUBLICAN), when this individual- this vagina face said: "Guys, don't worry- he goes about being controversial because he likes the attention".
Obviously the statement had not particularly phased me at the time and I continued about my business (partially due to my short attention span).

To set the record straight to defend anyone sane enough to be like me:

  1. I am a conservative supporter because I'm too black to be a BNP supporter and too educated to support labour, the lib dems (God forbid) or any other faggot party.

  2. I am for abortions because that shit saves lives.

  3. I dislike Nigerians because Nigerians drop property value wherever they go.

  4. I think dictators are awesome because they obviously have their shit on lock and would put anyone who tries to take their shit from them into a position of serious butthurt.

  5. Women are inferior because they are biologically superior and they still suck. WNBA: need I say more?

  6. The garden of Eden story obviously isn't true because we didn't come out of a magical garden from 2 people which would make us all inbred- AND I'm a Christian..because this is purely opinion.

  7. I do not like chicken because it tastes like shit without shitloads of seasoning, spices and sauces.
I cannot be bothered to complete this post because my arse is sore from sitting on this carpet.

L.B


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